Born Ready
Small Wisdom from a Stationary Life
Hi, I’m Gnorman!
I was born on January 6, 2026, with built-in wisdom to share. I can’t wait to change the world…although these boots aren’t doing me any favors. Actually, it might be my non-existent legs. You see? I already know what boots and legs are, and I’m not even three months old.
My best friend, whom I lovingly refer to as my handler, is Jess. She’s always on the computer, noisily typing on that silly thing. Something about word wizardry. (If anyone should be using sorcery, it’s me.) Maybe I’ve missed my calling…
Anyway, I’m excited to begin my quest to change the world. Since I can’t walk very fast, or much at all apart from a little wobble action, I suppose I’ll have to defer to my friend. With all those words she’s putting into that piece of machinery, I have no doubt she can help.
Onward and upward!
